Four issues to get your head around if you are considering being on 'Team Australia'. You need to know that:
1. 'Team Australia' members should wear blue ties when representing 'Team Australia', and the unofficial song for this is "Blue ties, nothing but blue ties do I see..." (apologies to Irving Berlin).
2. It is okay for 'Team Australia' members to shirtfront those not in 'Team Australia' for 'unTeam Australia' activities.
3. If you don't love coal, you cannot, in good conscience, be considered a member of 'Team Australia'.
4. It's okay for 'Team Australia' members to go overseas and fight an apocalyptic death cult but not okay for 'Team Australia' members to go overseas and fight an apocalyptic fatal disease.
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